When you about to nut and she tell you don’t stop.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
reblog if u have an erection
how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls
This is mesmerizing
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
sext: so what Brand New song makes you feel the most dead inside?