Cheetahs are fast.

three-hunna:

When you about to nut and she tell you don’t stop.

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Reblog if you want anonymous questions.
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

brittany-snodes:

becapella:

lameborghini:

reblog if u have an erection

how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls

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damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

neveryourb0yfriend:

sext: so what Brand New song makes you feel the most dead inside?

sadwallader:

sadwallader:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town